Kamasutra by Mallanaga Vatsyayana ...

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CAUTION: if u read dis book, just have a good laff over the advice bit
only ting good about dis book is the positions

but u need to be a Yogi to try all positions and she too

la petite morte ...

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Smoking causes impotency in the male ....

Smoking causes impotency in the male,
it wont allow u to hold an erection long enuff
it clogs the veins,
and u need blood flow to maintain an erection

dis is not all theory
i speak from practical experience
and at my age VIAGARA is dangerous
OH GOD!please forgive me for dis
but heyyyyy Jesus my intentions are good

i ventured into smoking lured by the macho Malboro man
and i also new dat evry ciggie reduces yr life span by 5 mins
but i didnt give a damn
i didnt want to live till 80

but had i nown abt dat erection bit
i wudnt have smoked
now my wife suffers for my indulgence

and if she wants to make it wid Chris,
i dont blame herand i tink Janice wont mind
and she will even thank julia

she has been seein too much of ceiling ever since she married dat hott goyenkar who dont smoke

Read also from http://caraf.blogspot.com/2005/07/why-you-shouldnt-smoke.html#comments

6:25 PM

Good night, no time for sex .....

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1184861.cms

smear tactics on the web, watch it- u cud be next victim !
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1184852.cms

dont listen to wat the padres told u in school ...

'increase and multiply' was not a commandment
it was a blessing given by God

the POPE interpreted dat as a command

hence no gay marriages, no masturbation .. ..

http://www.bettydodson.com/

can i touch my self ?.... dont be silly!, of course u can and u must ! ....

http://www.alternet.org/rights/21927

how janice gott pregnant .....

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Kitten told me
she nos helluva lott

she told me these stories too

A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?
"The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard."Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"




A lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn`t feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, "You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle.

"The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I`m pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!"



A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that they'd developed a new machine and asked if the couple would like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden.Well, they thought that was a good idea, and decided to give it a try. The doctor initially set the machine on 10 percent, telling the man that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. But the husband was surprised at how little pain he was feeling, and asked the doctor to raise the level.

The doctor increased it to 20 percent, and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50 and finally 100 percent.After it was all over, the man stood up, and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine, and they shortly left the hospital to take the baby home.It was then that they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.




A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?

"The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks."Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little...""Like this?""A little more...""Like this?""No. A little more...""Like this?""Yes. Does that hurt?""A little bit."

"Now stretch it over your head!"



A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!

" The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!"
The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?"

The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise." The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?"

The nurse replied, "Denephew!"

http://www.breastfeeding.com/lighter_side/lighter_side_prego_jokes.html

if u have the money, we can help - Saby is in ....
dis is me ..