Roti, Kapda, Makan aur Sex .....

the basic needs

dont give a guy food for 3 days
he will drool at the sight of food

keep him starved for 15 days more
he will kill u and eat yr flesh

it's the same wid sex
he/she wants variety too

variety in positions
its no fun for her
looking at the ceiling evrytime

variety in locations
do it on the terrace some times

variety in partners
GHAR KI MURGI
DAL BAROBAR
same wid cock

Did uno dis ....

Questions for u

Ur preg
Does yr kid no dat yr man is screwing u?
Will he start hating his father when he comes out?

Did uno dat a wooman is fertile for only 48 hours in a month
But the man is fertile evry single minute

Provided he does not smoke and drink too much
So dat he can get it up

i come too fast .....
dis is me ..

is dis the girl of yr dreamz? ....

dream on girl

Places to Kiss Your Love ....

A guide for dummies

Behind her ear.
Tip of her nose.

Back of her neck.
Underside of her forearm.

Curve of her waist.
Palm of her hand.

Inside her wrist.
Under her chin.

her eyelids.
Inside of her ankle.

her collar bone.
Tips of her fingers.

her spine.
Small of her back.

her tummy.
Behind her knees.

ASS

CAUTION:
1. make sure u have shaved and dont smell

2. if she is a bharatiya nari, u get slapped or
beaten by her chappals

3. make sure she is not a he

got dis from http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/kisses.shtml

OK, now dat u no the basics practice on Fira
then log on to http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/01/sex-for-dummies.html