Sunday, July 31, 2005
Kamasutra by Mallanaga Vatsyayana ...
http://print.google.co.in/print?id=wAAiY4J5-ekC&lpg=PA3&dq=kamasutra&prev=http://www.google.co.in/search%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Dkamasutra%26btnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26meta%3D&pg=PA4&sig=HHs1itvUK48WhPzC62tYuzD7Zws
CAUTION: if u read dis book, just have a good laff over the advice bit
only ting good about dis book is the positions
but u need to be a Yogi to try all positions and she too
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
Smoking causes impotency in the male ....
Smoking causes impotency in the male,
it wont allow u to hold an erection long enuff
it clogs the veins,
and u need blood flow to maintain an erection
dis is not all theory
i speak from practical experience
and at my age VIAGARA is dangerous
OH GOD!please forgive me for dis
but heyyyyy Jesus my intentions are good
i ventured into smoking lured by the macho Malboro man
and i also new dat evry ciggie reduces yr life span by 5 mins
but i didnt give a damn
i didnt want to live till 80
but had i nown abt dat erection bit
i wudnt have smoked
now my wife suffers for my indulgence
and if she wants to make it wid Chris,
i dont blame herand i tink Janice wont mind
and she will even thank julia
she has been seein too much of ceiling ever since she married dat hott goyenkar who dont smoke
Read also from http://caraf.blogspot.com/2005/07/why-you-shouldnt-smoke.html#comments
6:25 PM
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Good night, no time for sex .....
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1184861.cms
smear tactics on the web, watch it- u cud be next victim !
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1184852.cms
smear tactics on the web, watch it- u cud be next victim !
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1184852.cms
Saturday, July 23, 2005
dont listen to wat the padres told u in school ...
'increase and multiply' was not a commandment
it was a blessing given by God
the POPE interpreted dat as a command
hence no gay marriages, no masturbation .. ..
http://www.bettydodson.com/
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
how janice gott pregnant .....
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go to http://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.html
Kitten told me
she nos helluva lott
she told me these stories too
A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?
"The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard."Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
A lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn`t feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, "You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle.
"The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I`m pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!"
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that they'd developed a new machine and asked if the couple would like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden.Well, they thought that was a good idea, and decided to give it a try. The doctor initially set the machine on 10 percent, telling the man that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. But the husband was surprised at how little pain he was feeling, and asked the doctor to raise the level.
The doctor increased it to 20 percent, and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50 and finally 100 percent.After it was all over, the man stood up, and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine, and they shortly left the hospital to take the baby home.It was then that they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?
"The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks."Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little...""Like this?""A little more...""Like this?""No. A little more...""Like this?""Yes. Does that hurt?""A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!
" The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!"
The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?"
The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise." The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?"
The nurse replied, "Denephew!"
http://www.breastfeeding.com/lighter_side/lighter_side_prego_jokes.html
Thursday, July 14, 2005
why do indian males beahave like strarved guys ? ...
becoz they are
, , heyyy Pearly,
u want the truth?
the explanation?, ,
OK here it comes!
u woomen are to blame
the male is programmed to procreate from age 16
the testicles start producing the juice dat has to be let loose
either by self sex or
the real kind
in the West, girls do not prize their virginity
in fact, it brings ridicule on dem
if they are found to be virgins after age 20
indian society values virginity in woomen
so no sex b4 marriage
so guys are in a fix
i want sex,
i gotta marry u
or go to sex workers
cant do dat either
dis gen is faced wid AIDS scare
in my times
we wud get off our rocks by going to these ladies
and all we neeeded was penniciliin shots as prevention and cure
now, if u deny the satisfaction of this need
it leads to deviant behaviour
dats wat is happening
and u girls and society is to blame
- Hard talk by Saby
answer to Pearly
, , heyyy Pearly,
u want the truth?
the explanation?, ,
OK here it comes!
u woomen are to blame
the male is programmed to procreate from age 16
the testicles start producing the juice dat has to be let loose
either by self sex or
the real kind
in the West, girls do not prize their virginity
in fact, it brings ridicule on dem
if they are found to be virgins after age 20
indian society values virginity in woomen
so no sex b4 marriage
so guys are in a fix
i want sex,
i gotta marry u
or go to sex workers
cant do dat either
dis gen is faced wid AIDS scare
in my times
we wud get off our rocks by going to these ladies
and all we neeeded was penniciliin shots as prevention and cure
now, if u deny the satisfaction of this need
it leads to deviant behaviour
dats wat is happening
and u girls and society is to blame
- Hard talk by Saby
answer to Pearly
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
The Kamasutra of kissing .....
how to do it so dat he comes back for more
HOW TO KISS, I teach you thirty different romantic kisses, also
1. How to act on a date
2. How to flirt
3. How to tell if someone wants to be kissed
4. How to get boys to kiss you, how to get girls to kiss you, should you wear lipstick
5. The first kiss
6. The lip kiss
7. The shy kiss
8. How to practice a kiss
9. Should you kiss with your eyes open or closed
10. The mirror kiss
11. The talking kiss
12. The laughing kiss
13. The eye kiss
14. The biting kiss
15. What to do with your hands
16. The A-frame mistake
17. The make-up kiss
18. The ear kiss
19. The phone kiss
20. The neck kiss
21. The eskimo kiss
22. The electric kiss
23. The candy kiss
24. The sliding kiss
25. The wet kiss
26. The hollywood kiss
27. Bad boys
28. Kissing sessions, or How to make out
29. Lip-o-suction
30. The teasing kiss
31. The butterfly kiss
32. The public kiss
33. The music kiss
34. The upside-down kiss
35. The vacuum kiss
36. The french kiss (also treated in more detail in part 2)
37. The trobriand islands kiss
38. The car kiss
39. Kissing advice - how to give a hickey
40. Credits
http://www.kissing.com/faqkiss.html
Monday, July 04, 2005
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