Wednesday, June 13, 2007

How to


Men have no problem telling women what they like,

"Oh yeah! That's it! Oops, sorry baby. It's OK, it's protein."


There is no mystery about a penis. It stands out in the open. Proud. Happy to be out in the breeze. No matter how small or unimpressive, every penis acts as if it's a Great Dane, the Washington Monument, or a mighty Sequoia. A penis is so simple in comparison to a vagina that I can explain everything you need to know about performing oral sex on a penis using a standard fire hydrant.



If a woman is still unsure, she can rent an adult video. Any video.

All she has to do is look at a penis the way the "actresses" in porn do, and he'll be happy.

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