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All dat u wanted to no, but were too shy to ask .... Humans express love by sexual feelings to one another.This divine instinct has been curbed by victorian prudery and christian padres in the past. If God did not want us to enjoy sex, He wud have made us like amoeba to procreate by division. Sex is God's greatest gift to mankind, not only for procreation but for pleasuring also.
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SEXERCIZE
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a
scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and
proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
1. REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
A. With her consent....................... 12 Calories
B. Without her consent................ 187 Calories
2. OPENING HER BRA:
A. With both hands..................... 8 Calories
B. With one hand...................... 12 Calories
C. With your teeth..................... 85 Calories
3. PUTTING ON A PROPHALATIC
A. With an erection..................... 6 Calories
B. Without an erection............... 315 Calories
4. PRELIMINARIES:
A. Trying to find the clitoris........... 8 Calories
B. Trying to find the G-Spot...........92 Calories
5. POSITIONS:
A. Missionary........................... 12 Calories
B. 69 lying down...................... 78 Calories
C. 69 standing up.................... 112 Calories
D. Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories
E. Doggy Style...................... 326 Calories
F. Italian chandelier............... 912 Calories
6. ORGASMING:
A. Real............................... 112 Calories
B. False............................. 315 Calories
7. POST ORGASM:
A. Lying in bed hugging................ 18 Calories
B. Getting up immediately............. 36 Calories
C. Explaining why you got out of bed immediately....
816 Calories
8. GETTING A SECOND ERECTION(without aid of Viagra):
If you are:
A. 20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
B. 30-39 years......................... 80 Calories
C. 40-49 years....................... 124 Calories
D. 50-59 years....................... 972 Calories
E. 60-69 years..................... 2916 Calories
F. 70 and over............Results are still pending
9. DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
A. Calmly......................... 32 Calories
B. In a hurry..................... 98 Calories
C. With her father knocking at the
door..................1218 Calories
D. WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.......9815
Calories
Note:
Warning, Always consult a Dr. Before joining any
Extreme work out program
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