Sunday, February 19, 2006

FSD


http://www.urologychannel.com/fsd/index.shtml

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

SEXERCIZE



It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a
scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and
proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

1. REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
A. With her consent....................... 12 Calories
B. Without her consent................ 187 Calories
2. OPENING HER BRA:
A. With both hands..................... 8 Calories
B. With one hand...................... 12 Calories
C. With your teeth..................... 85 Calories
3. PUTTING ON A PROPHALATIC
A. With an erection..................... 6 Calories
B. Without an erection............... 315 Calories
4. PRELIMINARIES:
A. Trying to find the clitoris........... 8 Calories
B. Trying to find the G-Spot...........92 Calories
5. POSITIONS:
A. Missionary........................... 12 Calories
B. 69 lying down...................... 78 Calories
C. 69 standing up.................... 112 Calories
D. Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories
E. Doggy Style...................... 326 Calories
F. Italian chandelier............... 912 Calories
6. ORGASMING:
A. Real............................... 112 Calories
B. False............................. 315 Calories
7. POST ORGASM:
A. Lying in bed hugging................ 18 Calories
B. Getting up immediately............. 36 Calories
C. Explaining why you got out of bed immediately....
816 Calories
8. GETTING A SECOND ERECTION(without aid of Viagra):
If you are:
A. 20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
B. 30-39 years......................... 80 Calories
C. 40-49 years....................... 124 Calories
D. 50-59 years....................... 972 Calories
E. 60-69 years..................... 2916 Calories
F. 70 and over............Results are still pending
9. DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
A. Calmly......................... 32 Calories
B. In a hurry..................... 98 Calories
C. With her father knocking at the
door..................1218 Calories
D. WITH YOUR WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.......9815
Calories
Note:
Warning, Always consult a Dr. Before joining any
Extreme work out program